Just over a week ago, I had the privilege to join Schultzie, Dustin Valencia, and Vicki Miller in playing songs and leading some musical worship at Tyler and Kara Knight’s wedding. It was a very cool experience - that I really enjoyed and am very thankful to have been a part of.
On Friday night - we had rehearsal and the rehearsal dinner, which I missed. You see, my son Jackson was stung on the stomach by a yellow jacket while in the charge of babysitters. He’s fine - and pretty much was always fine. However, his little, fragile five year old psyche was damaged - and he screamed uncontrollably, at the top of his lungs, for about an hour. So, I had to blaze from practice to make sure his arm had not been severed at the elbow.
All of that to say - I went to Home Depot on Saturday and bought some stuff in a can, that when sprayed - foams up kinda like shaving cream. But it ain’t shaving cream. It’s yellow jacket killer. You point the nozzle at the little yellow jacket hole in the ground and to you spray until the foam comes a bubblin’ out.
Yeah - they are all dead. Every last stinkin’ little nasty yellow jacket.
So - for all you yellow jacket fans out there (Jeffrey, Brad, etc.) - it’s just a brief taste of what is to come. You see, the big Dawg’s coming - with a can of bug killing shaving cream. And we are gonna put a whooping on you!
At press time: 33 days, 14 hours, 11 minutes to opening kick-off of the 2006 campaign to rid the world of nasty, hole in the ground infesting bugs.
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You have sufficiently provoked me to rise up from Boston, MA with very little internet access to revile you for such irreverent speech. This season: bring it on.
Q: What does the average UGA football player get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
After Jeffrey’s post, there is very little left to say. But I’ll try … About a year ago Ava asked me with all sincerity, “Daddy, are there any Georgia Bulldog fans in heaven?”
I knew at that moment that my little girl was drinking the cool aid and was on the right track … I was so proud.
By the way, I still haven’t given her an answer since I have been able to provide definitive biblical proof one way or the other. Maybe I will submit it as a Grace Talk question.
I can only imagine what your passion level would be like if you had experienced four years of on-campus Bulldog indoctrination! I beleive if that were the case, I would be frightened to even mention the work Jacket, Coat, etc in your presence!!! Almost disturbing.
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